How Gulf Royalty Bought an Empire (and Might Lose It)
A Darkly Comic Tale of Loans, Drones, and Trying to Educate Your Way Out of a Revolution It's 1988. Saddam Hussein has just finished an eight-year bar fight with Iran, and he's sent the bill to his Gulf neighbors. Roughly $40 billion worth. His logic? "I punched your enemy in the face. You're welcome. Now buy me a beer." Kuwait and Saudi Arabia's response? "Actually, we'd like that money back." Saddam's counteroffer was the 1990 invasion of Kuwait. Not exactly how you'd expect a debt collection dispute to unfold, but here we are. Fast forward to 2026, and those same Gulf monarchies are now trying to build AI-powered utopias while desperately hoping their newly educated citizens don't start asking awkward questions like "Why do you get to be king?" It's like hiring a tutor to teach your kid calculus, then panicking when they use math to calculate exactly how unfair the allowance system is. Welcome to the Gulf's ...