We Told You There Was No Heaven, and They Burnt Our Books Anyway
How a bunch of ancient Indian materialists got cancelled by the priestly class, quietly became the operating system for every government and stock market since, and never even got a thank-you note Let me tell you about the most successful failed philosophy in human history. The Charvaka school—also known as Lokayata, which roughly translates to "what the cool, cynical urbanites actually believe when they're not at temple"—had the audacity around 600 BCE to look around at the elaborate Vedic sacrifice industry and ask a very simple question: What if all this invisible afterlife accounting is just a really profitable fiction? You can imagine how that went over. The priests, who had built an entire economy on the promise that your dead ancestors needed ghee and gold to be comfortable in the next world, were not amused. The kings, whose divine right to rule depended on those same priests blessing them, were even less amused. And the charlatans—well, the Charva...